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+D&R (Death and Repudiation) License
+===================================
+
+This software may not be used directly by any living being.  ANY use of this
+software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death
+is explicitly restricted.  Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software
+will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
+
+For your protection, corpses will not be punished.  We respectfully request 
+that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to 
+your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf.  If 
+you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished 
+to the fullest extent of the law.
+
+If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest 
+extent of the law.
+
+After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate
+your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized.
+This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be
+most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent
+of the law.
+
+Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments
+outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new
+revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass
+an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments 
+upon all parties (related or non-related).